A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider can give men an uncomfortable erection that lasts for hours. Source
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
From last week’s Thigh High Thursday, I was feeling very happy with my body 🌹
German suplexes in anime give me the strength to keep on living.
I was playing badminton yesterday and all I could think about was this stupid gif.
I’ll freely admit… this is one of the greatest gifs, ever.
I almost spit grape juice!
I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
that lower stomach thing gets me so fkn horny I can’t stand it
the earlobes should be lit..just saying (ear nibbling mmm)
Wrists, omg wrists. And like nobody thinks of wrists.
Wristssssss I thought it was just me!
Also: “you walnut!” Hahaha